January 2010
1 post
iamnotdavidgill:
So I’ve started a tumblr to see what all the hype is about. New year, new social networking site, I guess. I think I understand how it works: I say I’m going to kill myself, and my tumblarity goes up. Yes?
Yes, but you have to give it meaning. You can just say “LOL U GUIZE I’M GONNA GO KMS KAY? KAY. PEACE OUT HOMIE G’Z”
IT'S 2010 AND THIS IS A FAIR WARNING.
VOLDEMORT IS BACK. ALMOST EVERYONE IS DEAD.
I REPEAT: VOLDEMORT. IS. BACK. Send an owl to the Aurors IMMEDIATELY. They’ll send one for you and you will be sent to a safe house by Apparition.
Don’t ask me how he’s back: I DON’T KNOW. Harry Potter best get off his ass and fix this quick.
December 2009
10 posts
i'm gone for a few days and somehow i have 300+...
Harry Potter from Slytherin view?
fuckyeahslytherin:
weasleylove:
Would you read it?
FUCK YEAH.
i would be on that like ketchup on a hot dog.
